Sy Attica, who couldn't be any more of a serial killer if his victims possessed consecutive social security numbers, sneaked up and stabbed a middle-aged woman (if we presume she has the shelf-life of 128 years) in the back with an ice pick, an assault, according to statistics, he has perpetrated on at least 40 percent of our country's population usually resulting in not only systemic pain but the simultaneous theft of their most prized possession: mental health.""Day by day and time after time, the Wasabi tribe braves the heat to tail the wildebeests as they meander to their favorite watering hole, where crafty crocodiles have cried a river of tears with hopes of cutting the smarter individuals from the herd (though wildebeests are notorious for having nano-brains), knowing the dumber ones will follow and inadvertently bring some Wasabi to the feast with them.The sommelier resisted using the typical description of Barolo as tasting like scrapings from the bottom of a recently unearthed Pompeian urn, opting instead for something more contemporary: this convoluted red conjures the eclectic riff of a Miles Davis composition, with the pungency of night-blooming jazz men permeating the air and subsequently the nose but unfortunately hitting a sour note after crash-landing on the palate
