
Orlock the Mighty calls dibs every time a new virgin joins the cult. I was just making small talk with Cindy the other day, and he threw an ...
Like last week when I wanted to use the pool but it had been filled with bull's blood for the cleansing of the virgins ritual. I'm o...
MDU and Calumet had hoped that strong regional demand for the engine fuel would justify the project's cost when ground was broken in Dic...
Tempers rose and he started insulting me, so I told him to pack his bags and go," said the baker, who was saved when Jerome spotted him...
A mere three years later, I was invited by a group of my other white hipster friends to attend a secret concert performed by the man himself...
I fit every criteria: I'm white, and I'm an obnoxious hipster who always needs to prove how in touch with trends I am. If the trends...
Hegarty told police that he had complained several times about the flag to a code enforcement official, but no action was taken. Sergeant Ja...
For weeks, Hornick has displayed the blue flag with Trump's "Make America Great Again!" campaign slogan on a pole outside his ...
For weeks, Hornick has displayed the blue flag with Trump's "Make America Great Again!" campaign slogan on a pole outside his ...
In a video posted on the Facebook page of the Odessa Police Department on Monday, the suspect is seen standing alone in front of the body of...
Day by day and time after time, the Wasabi tribe braves the heat to tail the wildebeests as they meander to their favorite watering hole, wh...
Sy Attica, who couldn't be any more of a serial killer if his victims possessed consecutive social security numbers, sneaked up and stab...
Sy Attica, who couldn't be any more of a serial killer if his victims possessed consecutive social security numbers, sneaked up and stab...
That cold air is emanating from your mom's vagina, you gigantic fucking douchebag. I just found out about your deal with NBC back in 199...
Hey kids, gather round and get close to Papa—I got something to talk to all of you about. We're all aware that the dust bowl was hard on...